Hi my name's Tara and I live on 5654 Butt Hole Road.
tight buttholes
this is not for you.
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Tags: #he was looking through the skin packs and bought one just so he could be Banjo #omg #tr00 luv #i'm so tempted to change to the creeper skin and start burning his house down
michael and i played minecraft together for like 2 hours last night racing to build a tower of pimps
neither of us have a gold block as of yet DEAR GOD IT TAKES SO LONG TO FIND GOLD
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Tags: #and i cried and my tears were rainbows #tr00 luv
You are not the first person I looked at
with a mouthful of forevers. We
have both known loss like the sharp edge
of a knife. We have both lived with lips
more scar tissue than skin. Our love came
unannounced in the middle of the night.
Our love came when we’d given up
on asking love to come. I think
that has to be part
of its miracle.
This is how we heal.
I will kiss you like forgiveness. You
will hold me like I’m hope. Our arms
will bandage and we will press promises
between us like flowers in a book.
I will write sonnets to the salt of sweat
on your skin. I will write novels to the scar
on your nose. I will write a dictionary
of all the words I have used trying
to describe the way it feels to have finally,
finally found you.
And I will not be afraid
of your scars.
I know sometimes
it’s still hard to let me see you
in all your cracked perfection,
but please know:
whether it’s the days you burn
more brilliant than the sun
or the nights you collapse into my lap
your body broken into a thousand questions,
you are the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.
I will love you when you are a still day.
I will love you when you are a hurricane.
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Tags: #*unexplained vomit sound* #tr00 luv
I LOVE THIS PERSON SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND
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Tags: #literally michael and i #tr00 luv
I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility
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Tags: #ughughughughugh #tr00 luv
Was it a long journey? Did it take you long to find me?
You’re here now, welcome home. "
this was the first twerk video michael and I ever watched all the way through together
our relationship is so much stronger now
omg so michael’s getting his first tattoo in a couple weeks
and he’s getting this on his chest (minus all the titles and stuff of course)
and omg i’m so excited for him and also jealous because UGH it’s been like a year since i got tattooed last and i am DYING
also wow i hope he’s ready to constantly be boning me because i don’t think i’m going to be able to handle how attractive he’s going to be with tattoos
so
- michael ordered bacon wrapping paper for my presents
- he ran out and borrowed some tissue paper from his presents
- he spelled my name wrong on one of them
- i love him so much oh my fucking god this motherfucker GETS ME
Michael says i should buy this but i said “i can’t let myself be THAT gay for spn i would punch myself in the face if i bought that shirt”
so then he said to get it in a 3XL and wear it around the apartment like some sort of, and i quote, “fandom-ass mumu”
Michael just bought Will Smith’s greatest hits
bless that man
- me: what if i just dropped this choco taco on the ground
- michael: you'd just eat it off the ground anyway
so here’s what just happened
michael said “i wanna make a post”
and then he asked me to find him a picture of hiddles with what he described as “the most devious son of a bitch face”
and then he made that post and then asked if it was still a relevant joke
and i said no and he pretended to buttfuck the cat and cry
this is the relationship dynamic we have kept going for more than a year and a half ladies and gentlemen
