everets:

i’ve developed a crack team of professionals to take michelle bachmann down for good

it will consist of:

• four tiny lesbians

they will chase her into a pricker bush

she will get scratches all over her body then she’ll have to get so many band-aids and everyone will see and be like “what the heck have you been doing, michelle? gay sex with pricker bushes? you lost my vote”

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    i don’t know why i find this so funny

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    I’m volunteering myself for this mission.

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