Hi my name's Tara and I live on 5654 Butt Hole Road.
tight buttholes
this is not for you.
this is like the 10th time I’ve been forgotten about when my coworkers go pick up food for everyone???
I’m getting really sick of it???
I wish I didn’t feel like I need to prove myself worthy of my friends’ attention ｡◕‿ ◕｡
she wears short skirts
im horse_ebooks
shes cheer captain
Sticker Sticker Sticker Sticker Yes No Yes No Yes No Yea Yea Registration Yes Yea & sticker Only one contractor bid Quality control problem
preferred pronouns: old sport
Sometimes I get an overwhelming feeling that I’ve never had a real friend or ever will and I become envious of everyone I know for being friends with each other. I just have to wait for the feeling to pass so I can pretend that I feel like the people who I call my friends truly are my friends.
I had a chance to watch Star Trek tonight and I didn’t because Michael wants to see it too IF THAT ISN’T TRUE LOVE I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS
literally every pair of shoes i have ever bought for work fuck up my feet
i just want to walk without being in pain PLEASE
man i remember when they were filming that kitchen nightmares episode
and i sat at work and didn’t do anything all morning because literally half the staff was in the box office trying to see gordon ramsey
it kind of makes me wish i still worked at shea
so i could sit and just watch those people exist
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Tags: #he was looking through the skin packs and bought one just so he could be Banjo #omg #tr00 luv #i'm so tempted to change to the creeper skin and start burning his house down
michael and i played minecraft together for like 2 hours last night racing to build a tower of pimps
neither of us have a gold block as of yet DEAR GOD IT TAKES SO LONG TO FIND GOLD
The only person who gave Amy’s Baking Company Bakery Boutique & Bistro a genuinely good review recently on Facebook was an old white woman which tells you everything you need to know about Amy’s Baking Company Bakery Boutique & Bistro and Scottsdale Arizona in general
Scottsdale is awful and literally full of people like the ones that own this place so stay as far away as you possibly can from that city
on the plus side the restaurant is consistently empty every single day they bother to open it so that’s pretty hilarious
For those who are pro-immigration:
Can you please explain to me how granting citizenship to the millions of illegal immigrants in the US or opening the borders could ever be a good idea? I just can’t see the argument.
Because migration is a human fucking right, you privileged white brat.
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Tags: #and i cried and my tears were rainbows #tr00 luv
You are not the first person I looked at
with a mouthful of forevers. We
have both known loss like the sharp edge
of a knife. We have both lived with lips
more scar tissue than skin. Our love came
unannounced in the middle of the night.
Our love came when we’d given up
on asking love to come. I think
that has to be part
of its miracle.
This is how we heal.
I will kiss you like forgiveness. You
will hold me like I’m hope. Our arms
will bandage and we will press promises
between us like flowers in a book.
I will write sonnets to the salt of sweat
on your skin. I will write novels to the scar
on your nose. I will write a dictionary
of all the words I have used trying
to describe the way it feels to have finally,
finally found you.
And I will not be afraid
of your scars.
I know sometimes
it’s still hard to let me see you
in all your cracked perfection,
but please know:
whether it’s the days you burn
more brilliant than the sun
or the nights you collapse into my lap
your body broken into a thousand questions,
you are the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.
I will love you when you are a still day.
I will love you when you are a hurricane.
