The Used - I Come Alive
February 2012
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i hate you

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oh my god what
dat was me
i hoarded deen-xoxo
as an url
just for that
and i feel no shame
making a new url for a joke that’s not even that fantastically funny
that’s the kind of person i am
dear nintendo,
pokemon snap 2 you fuckers
welp i need to get my front brakes replaced within the next month or so
but no way in hell am i paying more than the parts cost for labour charges
so i’m going to do it myself
fuck the police

I would honestly not be surprised if they finish on my car and say “you had two tablespoons of oil left jesus christ how do you even do that”
I just saw a ramen commercial?
Good things to know: don’t drink the coffee they have in the waiting room while you get your oil changed no matter how tired you are because it WILL taste like piss
January 2012
also i heard Childish Gambino on the radio on the way home from work so that’s pretty awesome
michael has been flipping off the cat for the past five minutes
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still laughing
FJDkhshjfs