February 2011
feeling like the unpopular kid on Tumblr
24/7
boop
jesuschrist-:
precioussasquatchbean:
moshocollons:
People afraid of the snow shit storm.
MEANWHILE IN CALIFORNIA.
MEANWHILE IN ARIZONA.
MEANWHILE IN MISSOURI (well soon)
fully agree with the Arizona one
fuck this state man i want to go back to Canada
new everymanhybrid video
ooooo
well i guess i don’t have work shorts anymore
because Luna pooped on them
i wish this situation was as funny as it sounds
January 2011
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i’ve missed a couple daily photos
i should get to those
soon
not now
because man i look like hell
nonoperational replied to your photo:Michael’s underpants are fucking comfy ok and my…
listen if you want to get together and make your boyfriend jealous yeah lets just do it you and me and our lotr tattoos come to me baby
oo bb come bring your Orthanc tower to my Mines of Moria~ ;o
whenever I feel any ounce of insecurity,
nonoperational:
I just remember that I am hot and my boyfriend is hot
and we make a super hot couple and anyone who doesn’t think we’re hot is really dumb B)
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i would post my butt but it is seriously larger...
nonoperational:
put together
big butt 4ever
lies
i have the biggest butt of all of y’all white ladies
1692:
My butt is so big I don’t like it
i am doing an otter jigsaw puzzle online
boop boop this is fun
and cute
herpy derpy derp →
jesuschrist-:
HIDDEN TRACKS
MAKE ME WANT
TO BURN WHOLE
CITIES TO THE
GROUND
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URGENT MESSAGE FROM ACTIVIST IN EGYPT. PLEASE...
roxanneritchi:
[via]
“To all the people of world” Alicia Ali Marsden To all the people of world The people in Egypt are under governmental siege. Mubarak regime is banning Facebook, Twitter, and all other popular internet sites Now, the internet are completely blocked in Egypt. Tomorrow the government will block the 3 mobile phone network will be completely blocked. And there is news that even...
I heard Billy Joel wrote a song about the girl...
It’s called “Upstairs Bitch”
i am getting so hungry it’s making me really angry and frustrated
but i don’t have anything but spaghetti-o’s to eat and no money
well
it’s been nice everyone
but i’m done
this lean cuisine meal is so gross
god i’m so hungry
it sort of annoys me when i get home from working all day and Michael falls asleep in front of the tv like 20 minutes later
like seriously
you’ve had all day to sleep and i’ve been working my ass off
ugh
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I wish that instead of beeping, my microwave would...
eatingallthebutterscotchpudding:
And I’d be like “WELL I THINK IM ALRIGHT, 1234!” THEN GET MY FOOD AND BE LIKE “three two one, we came to eat everybody’s munching till we can’t see our feet”
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
shankyoass:
seriously
just let him play Kurt you dumb whores
q: Tara are you cooking hot dogs and spinach and peas
a: i’m really poor ok
q: …did you just put soy sauce in the pan
a: just leave me alone to die
joshishollywood replied to your photo: Josh is this your doing
No but I don’t blame you for suspecting me
block
rootbeer- replied to your photo: Josh is this your doing
excuse me this was me
Natalia was my second guess
PREPARE FOR ULTIMATE FLAVOUR →
jesuschrist-:
did i mention that the place i ate at for lunch served shrimp cocktails in mason jars
mason
jars
#i got my foot stuck in a mason jar once
there are tears
A girl came into work that looked EXACTLY like Roxy
She even had a blonde streak in her hair
And I nearly flipped my shit