January 2011
God I can barely feel my hands
The benefits of being underage and having a 22 year old boyfriend
Waiting in the car while he buys champagne
Happy new year
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December 2010
thebestoftexans-deactivated2011 asked: There's a show on TNT called Southland that uses "I'll follow you into the dark" in one of the commercials. Even though it is the original, it's your version that plays in my head. Haha.
thebestoftexans-deactivated2011 asked: There's a show on TNT called Southland that uses "I'll follow you into the dark" in one of the commercials. Even though it is the original, it's your version that plays in my head. Haha.
So I made one of those threewords.me things
So threewords.me/Brixxxton everybody
Have at it
O...k →
The medical marijuana dispensaries are supposed to open here in April
April.
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So drinking water or tea or anything makes me feel sick
Not drinking anything makes me feel sick
Standing makes me feel sick
Lying down makes me feel sick
Moving makes me feel sick
Sitting still makes me feel sick
Welp
Wake up still a little sick
Get out of bed and feel that my stomach is a little upset so I’m either going to throw up or I’m hungry
Eat a piece of baklava my mom made and feel better and go back to bed
I make quality eating choices
jesuschrist-:
where is Tara
Tara have you ever watched Supernatural
we should watch it when i come to Arizona if you haven’t
and we can watch True Blood
and just be dumb gay fags 4ever
I’ve seen like six episodes of the first couple seasons And shit yeah we can watch whatever you want and I will bake you a cake and it’ll be shaped like something cool Big dumb gays 4ever
Tmi Tuesdays anyone? →
Double bacon six cheese pizza.
double bacon six cheese pizza.
oh hey a Penn & Teller documentary thing. ok,...
wait wha-AHHH WHAT FUCK FUCK FUCK OH JESUS MY WORLD IS SHATTERED OH GOD NOTHING IS REAL THIS IS ALL A DREAM DEATH IS THE ONLY EXCAPE AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
For the next hour I'll answer every single one of...
-gypsypirate:
Alicia is at 47% on my crushes
jesus christ I wasn’t even on tumblr for like 4 days
So are you guys gonna send me some questions for that video or what
So I only get sick once every two years or so
And I guess it’s been two years
So hooray I’m super sick and the only party i’ve been invited to in forever is tomorrow
But on a lighter note I spent a bunch of my christmas money in Tucson getting Michael’s ears pierced and buying a hookah and some really nice sunglasses
And I can’t wait to get off work and go...
Ok guys I’m back and I own a hookah now
What did I miss while I was away?
My little nephew looks like bby Alicia but a boy version
I fucking hate Christmas.
I am not getting any presents for christmas this year other than what my two friends split and bought me and whatever my stepsister brought with her, but whatever man it’s cool. Today was so great; Michael and I spent some great alone time parked under a bridge next to these train tracks near my parents’ house, watching the trains go by and enjoying the cold and each others’...
fatsatan-deactivated20110528-de asked: hey you!!!!!!!! merry christmas <3
fatsatan-deactivated20110528-de asked: hey you!!!!!!!! merry christmas <3
At my parents’ house with Michael :D
One time my stepdad chased my mom and I around a Safeway on a jazzy
Funtimes
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jesuschrist--deactivated2011021 asked: YOU'RE GOING TO END ME?
COME AT ME BRO
COME AT ME BRO
jesuschrist--deactivated2011021 asked: YOU'RE GOING TO END ME?
COME AT ME BRO
COME AT ME BRO
jesuschrist-:
brixxxton:
jesuschrist-:
brixxxton:
jesuschrist-:
TARA
THERE WAS A PHONE IN THAT PACKAGE
TARA DID YOU KNOW BECAUSE YOU’RE REALLY SLENDERMAN?
ARE YOU
I GAVE YOU MY ADDRESS DAMMIT
THE LAST ONE HAS A FLASHDRIVE TOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOH
IMMA MESS UP YOUR VIDEO QUALITY AND CARVE CIRCLES INTO SHIT
AS LONG AS YOU LEAVE MY CROPS ALONE YOU BITCH
I’M IN YOUR CLOSET
DON’T...
jesuschrist-:
Tara clearly knows Slenderman
Tara has my address
Slenderman has easy access to my address now
I’m sending him over right now
“You have the right apartment number, right Slendy? ok good, now slam her doors when she’s out of the room.”
jesuschrist-:
brixxxton:
jesuschrist-:
TARA
THERE WAS A PHONE IN THAT PACKAGE
TARA DID YOU KNOW BECAUSE YOU’RE REALLY SLENDERMAN?
ARE YOU
I GAVE YOU MY ADDRESS DAMMIT
THE LAST ONE HAS A FLASHDRIVE TOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOH
IMMA MESS UP YOUR VIDEO QUALITY AND CARVE CIRCLES INTO SHIT
AS LONG AS YOU LEAVE MY CROPS ALONE YOU BITCH
I’M IN YOUR CLOSET
jesuschrist-:
TARA
THERE WAS A PHONE IN THAT PACKAGE
TARA DID YOU KNOW BECAUSE YOU’RE REALLY SLENDERMAN?
ARE YOU
I GAVE YOU MY ADDRESS DAMMIT
IN THE LAST VIDEO HE GETS A FLASHDRIVE TOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOH
IMMA MESS UP YOUR VIDEO QUALITY AND CARVE CIRCLES INTO SHIT
jesuschrist-:
have i mentioned that Tara is my favorite person ever or no
really, entry #30?
lame.
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marblehornets #30 is out
oh.
i went out to the living room to use my laptop
it is quieter in here EVEN WITH THE ASSHOLES UPSTAIRS STOMPING AROUND AT 3FUCKINGAM than it is in the bedroom where Michael is sleeping
uuuuh
jesuschrist-:
I RAN TO THE BATHROOM AND SOON AS I SAT DOWN I HEARD SOMEONE OPEN A DOOR AND I FUCKED FREAKED OUT AND UHHHH IF I WASN’T ALREADY GOING TO THE BATHROOM I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE LOST CONTROL OF MY BODILY FUNCTIONS
jesuschrist-:
awwww
Slendy left him a present
Slendy just wants to be your friend
hey there pal, i thought you could use a phone. I mean, i can’t really afford those fancy smartphones, but this is the best i could get with my rather *slender* salary. I hope you like it, if so maybe you’ll like this flashdrive i’m sending you. I had to use it for a class project once, but...
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Women I Will Never Not Be Attracted To Who Happen...
joshishollywood:
Adrian Brody
Adrian Brody
Adrian Brody
Adrian Brody
Alicia is at 41% on my crushes now
mostly because of Slendy video liveblogging
On that same note, Michael put on a movie starring Adrian Brody and then fell asleep
What does he think I am, made of steel?
I am going to have to rape his unconscious body
I actually think Adrian Brody is really really attractive
Like unreasonably attractive
I don’t understand myself sometimes
Michael and I are watching TV and someone said “boondoggle” and I started taking it too far
“he put his boondoggle in my hoo-hah!”
“he pulled his boondoggle out in front of my grandma!”
I am going to die cold and alone