saintdeanthomas:

If you aren’t reading Sex Criminals, then I have two questions: …why do you hate fun and when did you decide to not love yourself?

  • me:  forgets i'm wearing eyeliner
  • me:  rubs eyelid
  • me:  who the hell is bucky
Posted 5 days ago
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source: inprnt.com

Tags: #whoah #about me
dotcore:

Song of Storms.by Matt Rockefeller.
via INPRNT.

dotcore:

Song of Storms.
by Matt Rockefeller.

via INPRNT.

I’m making steak and mushroom pie for supper and a chocolate tart for dessert and Michael and I are gonna watch a hdtgm movie ahh yes a day off well spent

Thor & Captain America: The Avengers - Age of Ultron

Posted 3 weeks ago
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source: hhotaru

Tags: #*sobs grossly*

In love with maroon & speckled knits. {X)

Posted 1 month ago
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via: favorfire
source: soph-okonedo

Tags: #I LOVE

Actresses Dascha Polanco, Samira Wiley, Yael Stone, Matt McGorry, Barbara Rosenblat and Danielle Brooks attend the New York City Pride March on June 29, 2014 in New York City

celestial-sexhair:

disadvantages of having thick hair

  • your head is always 100000 degrees
  • shedding everywhere
  • snapping thin combs
  • spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
  • hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
  • styling your hair takes longer than growing it

advantages of having thick hair

  • ????
Posted 1 month ago
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via: darthjader
source: alcomol

translugia:

*tips muppet* m’namana

Posted 1 month ago
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say what you will about katy perry but if that birthday song doesn’t make you wanna dance until your ears fall out your ass then get outta my life honestly

Posted 1 month ago
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source: floralhomo

Tags: #FUCK

a-silly-person:

uusoae:

Ok but in french the sorting hat becomes le Choixpeau which is an excellent pun on choix (choice) and chapeau (hat) and I weep that this isn’t possible in English

CHOIXPEAU

captain’s log: it is now 7:45. sandwich has not arrived. considering chewing on my own leg until it gets here

I had a granola bar at 8 this morning and now it’s quarter after 7 and i haven’t eaten since

i ordered jimmy john’s and the girl couldn’t find my apartment but i missed her call cause my phone was on silent from work

i can feel myself wasting away send help and or cheeseburgers

Posted 1 month ago
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Tags: #jams
Song: Funnel of Love
Artist: SQÜRL


"Funnel of Love" (Wanda Jackson cover) by SQÜRL feat. Madeline Follin