I’m making steak and mushroom pie for supper and a chocolate tart for dessert and Michael and I are gonna watch a hdtgm movie ahh yes a day off well spent

Thor & Captain America: The Avengers - Age of Ultron

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In love with maroon & speckled knits. {X)

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Actresses Dascha Polanco, Samira Wiley, Yael Stone, Matt McGorry, Barbara Rosenblat and Danielle Brooks attend the New York City Pride March on June 29, 2014 in New York City


disadvantages of having thick hair

  • your head is always 100000 degrees
  • shedding everywhere
  • snapping thin combs
  • spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
  • hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
  • styling your hair takes longer than growing it

advantages of having thick hair

  • ????


*tips muppet* m’namana

Posted 3 weeks ago
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say what you will about katy perry but if that birthday song doesn’t make you wanna dance until your ears fall out your ass then get outta my life honestly

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Ok but in french the sorting hat becomes le Choixpeau which is an excellent pun on choix (choice) and chapeau (hat) and I weep that this isn’t possible in English


captain’s log: it is now 7:45. sandwich has not arrived. considering chewing on my own leg until it gets here

I had a granola bar at 8 this morning and now it’s quarter after 7 and i haven’t eaten since

i ordered jimmy john’s and the girl couldn’t find my apartment but i missed her call cause my phone was on silent from work

i can feel myself wasting away send help and or cheeseburgers

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Song: Funnel of Love
Artist: SQÜRL

"Funnel of Love" (Wanda Jackson cover) by SQÜRL feat. Madeline Follin

my bby got all fixed up today (✿ ♥‿♥)

my bby got all fixed up today (✿ ♥‿♥)

I forgot to do something semi-important before I left work and it can easily be caught and taken care of by the opener but lucky me I realised I had forgotten it at like 4am and now it’s five and I’m wide awake with anxiety over it wheee

Posted 1 month ago

Day 2 of comic con was fun! A bunch of people asked for a picture with me and I lost my pass for 20 minutes ad nearly had a meltdown and then I saw Matt Good from fftl at the cvs when I was getting cigarettes! what a day