♥Hail Satan♥

Alien on the streets,

predator in the sheets.

this is not for you.

man being relatively absent from this dumb website has really been good for me.
I honestly feel in a better place mentally now that I don’t scroll through Tumblr all day because holy SHIT are some of the people on here stone cold dummies

I know that sounds awful but jesus christ, sometimes I’ll see some of my friends on here who are genuinely trying their hardest to play life with what shitty hand they were dealt and who are actually going through horrible situations, and I really admire them for persevering and generally being rad people

but for each one of those actually sensible people on here there are fifty or so people who have difficult situations which they deal with in the STUPIDEST WAY POSSIBLE and then they go on Tumblr and bitch about how their life is the worst and oh why is this happening to me, I’m so helpless

and I’m in no position to tell anyone what to do with their lives but I personally have gotten a lot of shit done and done a lot of self-improvement since purposefully removing myself from what has predominantly become a whirlpool of negativity that I honestly notice makes me feel worse after spending too much time in

maybe it’s because I’m getting older and a lot of people on here are barely out of high school but fucking hell, stop fucking victimising yourself when you don’t need to and take care of your shit. being a whiny pissbaby is not a cute quirky trait.

I would delete my blog but there are some people I wanna still stay in touch with, so I guess you can still message me if you wanna get ahold of me. But yeah in summary I’m out. Bye.

i had two dentist appointments this week and i can’t feel my face, which happens to be twice its normal size at the moment
also sweet santa claus tits is it hot outside this monsoon season is a fucking joke

i had two dentist appointments this week and i can’t feel my face, which happens to be twice its normal size at the moment

also sweet santa claus tits is it hot outside this monsoon season is a fucking joke

I’m at the dentist waiting for my appointment everyone send me good vibes so I don’t have some insane disease or have to pay out the ass to get my teeth fixed! hhhaahaha I’m gonna have a panic attack in this office aren’t i

saintdeanthomas:

If you aren’t reading Sex Criminals, then I have two questions: …why do you hate fun and when did you decide to not love yourself?

(via sonichellcat)

  • - me: forgets i'm wearing eyeliner

  • - me: rubs eyelid

  • - me: who the hell is bucky

I’m making steak and mushroom pie for supper and a chocolate tart for dessert and Michael and I are gonna watch a hdtgm movie ahh yes a day off well spent

Thor & Captain America: The Avengers - Age of Ultron

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In love with maroon & speckled knits. {X)

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Actresses Dascha Polanco, Samira Wiley, Yael Stone, Matt McGorry, Barbara Rosenblat and Danielle Brooks attend the New York City Pride March on June 29, 2014 in New York City

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celestial-sexhair:

disadvantages of having thick hair

  • your head is always 100000 degrees
  • shedding everywhere
  • snapping thin combs
  • spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
  • hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
  • styling your hair takes longer than growing it

advantages of having thick hair

  • ????

(via lulled-by-numbers)

translugia:

*tips muppet* m’namana

(Source: alcomol, via darthjader)

say what you will about katy perry but if that birthday song doesn’t make you wanna dance until your ears fall out your ass then get outta my life honestly

a-silly-person:

uusoae:

Ok but in french the sorting hat becomes le Choixpeau which is an excellent pun on choix (choice) and chapeau (hat) and I weep that this isn’t possible in English

CHOIXPEAU

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